About the Narrator

The Humble Narrator is the blog of resident dilettante, Michael Parkatti.  Whether it be tempting the wrath of scurvy or inventing new words for ‘cromulent’, Michael is always interested in distributing useless facts and opinions around the Interweb.  Also a world-renowned freelance babysitter, his rates range from $3.00 CDN an hour to $14.50 CDN for an overnight.  An accomplished balloon-shaping engineer, he can reconstruct every Father of Confederation in balloon form for any children’s birthday party.

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